Wednesday, February 23, 2011

RAIN ON PANE


Early a.m. tap,
Gentle rap on window pane.
Ever, nevermore.


Recently in the wee hours of the morning I
awakened to the rapping, more like tapping
on my window pane. When using the words
rap or tap in reference to a rhythmic noise
my mind always conjures up Edgar Alan
Poe's, The Raven. That morning was no
exception. I pictured a large, black bird
outside of my bedroom window, gently intruding
into my state of slumber with a light tap. You all
must know the poem, probably first read
in junior high or high school. Here's the
famous opening stanza:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."
Written in 1845, The Raven became an immediate success and
helped launch Poe's writing life, although financial success
followed nevermore. Poe went on to publish "The Philosophy
of Composition" the following year, where he attempted to
elucidate his writing process in rather methodical terms;
somewhat shattering the mystery and intrigue of the beautiful
and haunting Lenore and the ominous bird of "Nevermore".
Length, Method, Unity of Effect, are the three central
elements of Poe's philosophy of writing. Keep
it short (easily digestible in one sitting), be deliberate and
methodical(no mystery to this business) and have your
ending worked out in advance (a foundation, of sorts, upon
which a poetic structure is built). Put them all together and
voila, "A poem that should suit at once the popular and the
critical taste." Perhaps, Edgar. But the imagery; the stormy
night, the tortured lover, the rapping, the tapping, the ever-
present bird answering each sad question with, "Nevermore."
It's inspired. The picture is indelibly inscribed in my brain,
evermore. Read the poem again for the first time and
prepare your imagination for the next rainy day.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

"FAMILY" VALUES


Anoint thyself
The only true believer
And spawn deviltry.


The National Prayer Breakfast, hosted by members of the U.S. Congress, is held on the first Thursday of February every year since its inception in 1953. It is a veritable who's who of our elected officials, including our President. The event is sponsored by the secretive and sinister Fellowship Foundation, an exclusive conservative Christian old boys' club also known as "The Family". The stated underlying belief that binds members of "The Family" together is a common love for the teachings of Jesus. Prominent evangelical Christians have described the organization as one of the most politically well-connected ministries in the world. So, the love of Jesus and the love of influencing politics and policy-making seems to be the underlying purpose. Might as well throw into that love basket the love of money, power and greed; a virtual Cosa Nostra of Christian fundamentalists. Some of the sterling members of this exclusive club include: Jim DeMint (Tea Party addled Senator), John Ensign (Nevada senator who banged his married campaign aide), Mark Sanford (ruined Gov. of South Carolina and fake Appalachian Trail hiker who had an affair with an Argentinian bimbette), Charles Colson (Watergate conspirator turned conveniently Christian nutjob), and David Bahati (the rising star in Ugandan politics who has expressed a desire to "kill every last gay person"). This year's National Prayer Breakfast was again a religious revival of sorts with our President, the one that 18% of our country's craziest believe is a Muslim, taking on the role of evangelical preacher. "I pray that God will show me and all of us the limits of our understanding and open our ears and our hearts to our brothers and sisters..." AMEN! Obama still hasn't learned that no matter how many references he makes to God, his faith, his Christian beliefs, he will still be a Muslim born in Kenya who is advancing a secret agenda of Socialistic Sharia. So, our elected officials spend a morning on the taxpayers' dime participating in a Christian revival meeting while snubbing their collective noses at the Constitution they all take an oath to uphold. The Establishment Clause of the First Amendment states, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..." We are on a slippery slope towards a theocracy aided and abetted by "The Family" values.
Click here to learn more about "The Family"

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Tasmanian Devil



Looney Tunes species
Quelled of devilish dervish
Tragedy for Taz.


It's not that I have a natural affinity toward a furry little
marsupial with abnormally large incisors and a larger
than life attitude. But, a few years ago, just two weeks
before my daughter left for college, we had to say
goodbye to our beloved family dog, Tazzie. Although
she was an Australian Shepherd, she never experienced
life in the Outback and for 15 years resided in the urban
outback of San Diego. However, she was named after
the Tasmanian Devil, memorialized on a broader scale by
the Looney Tunes cartoon character, Taz. My Taz was
also somewhat devilish, with lots of attitude and a
penchant for unnecessary protection with full use of
incisors. She was on-task and ever vigilant, keeping our
home and environs free from unwanted intruders, such
as the mail lady, water meter man and assorted canyon
wildlife. I loved her dearly and think of her often; sudden
reminders will give me a heavy feeling in my chest.
One such reminder happened the other day when I read
about the plight of the real Tasmanian Devils that are
indigenous to Tasmania. They are struggling as a species
from a type of cancer that has taken them to the brink of
extinction. They need our help. It seems that our earth
has developed into an Ark of sorts, where we must now
intervene in creative ways to help protect the critters
that we selfishly share our quarters with. Give
generously to Devil Ark, for all of our Taz's.

Monday, January 17, 2011


Muscle memory
Waits for renewed acquaintance
Disparate circuits.


OK, where am I going with this one?
Here's the thing, I think I've
tripped upon an interesting phenomenon
in brain behavior. Or at least in my
brain's behavior. I'm going to call this
new discovery Synapses Reacquaintance,
mainly because I like the word "synapses".
My discovery relates strictly to
language acquisition and goes something
like this: As one acquires a new language,
be it speaking or musical, the brain, leaving
its zone of familiarity will quickly
grab onto the next most familiar place, its
place of muscle memory. It makes no
difference when the muscle memory was
laid down, the brain will sift through
memory to find something familiar that
makes some sense. I've experienced this
phenomena two times recently. The first
happened when I was attempting to learn
Spanish. I immersed myself in Spanish
for three weeks at a language school and
quickly discovered that I had to beat back
the French that I took over 40 years ago.
It kept bubbling to the surface; vocabulary
I didn't even know I had any longer, entire
sentences. Suddenly, my French seemed
fairly acute and it was intruding on my
Espanol. Mon Dieu, I mean Mi Dios.
I found myself tongue-tied. The second
occurrence of Synapses Reacquaintance
came when I started taking guitar lessons, a
year ago. Again, my brain latched onto my
limited piano knowledge from childhood
and longed for keyboards over frets. I just
couldn't get the black and white key pattern
 out of my head and wanted to wring the guitar's
fretful little neck. Well, the good news is if
you stick with it, be vigilant, beat it back,
you can actually lay down a new set of
memories that, temporarily at least, can
turn into a beautiful friendship. That is
until the next time you screw with the
synapses.


Sunday, January 2, 2011

ALIENS


Twenty Eleven
Sounds a little sci-fi-ish
Aliens are here.



Yes, they have been living among us, trying to
blend in, wearing blue oxford cloth shirts and
striped ties, sporting stiff smiles and fake tans.
They pretend to be "of the people" and to care
about real people things, but it is all a
pretense to cover up their alien agenda. Under-
neath their wax-like exteriors are cold hearts
that beat slowly and out-of-sync with the pulse
of the people. Hateful, spiteful, veangeful they
spew out vitriol-loaded verbiage and praise
acts of inhumanity and insensitivity. They
watch those unlike them and caste aspersions
freely using lies and deceit as a shield. If
you come across one, nod your head in assent,
act casual and back away from the words,
"liberal", "progressive", "choice", "universal
health care", "gay rights", "global warming",
"peace". They are the Republican thugs voted
back into the majority position in Congress
by a citizenry reeling from amnesia.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

WORDS MATTER


New journalism;
Cowering behind a quote
Truth is a sideshow.


I was a journalism major in college.
As such, I was expected to work on
the college daily newspaper and was
graded on what I produced; graded
by a stickler for accuracy and truth,
Professor James L. Julian. My first
bylined article for the "Daily Aztec"
was an article about the crew team.
I received an "F". In the article I
quoted a crew team member who
said, "Workouts are a bitch." When
I inquired of Dr. Julian what prompted
the grade, he brought up the quote.
"A bitch is a female dog," he said.
I crossed the line and compromised
accuracy and truth for a good quote.
Journalism today suffers from an
accuracy/truth deficit. Newsworthiness
is based on what someone said rather
than the accuracy of the statement. Glen
Beck can say, "Obama is a Nazi," and
his inaccurate and vitriol-loaded quote
becomes the "newsworthy" story and
the truth of what he said doesn't matter.
One of my favorite writers, Hendrick
Hertzberg, recently touched on this
non-news news that is the touchstone
of the Fox News network in his latest
op-ed article (Nov.28) for The New Yorker.
His dismantling of the trilobite Glenn Beck
and his attempts to excoriate and demonize the
liberal philanthropist and financier
George Soros, is a beautiful and enviable
piece of work. Here is a blog where you
can experience the flawless craft of Hendrick
Hertzberg:
As for Dr. James L. Julian, thank you for standing up to
what was right and true and being a beacon of integrity.
The image is from www.glenn-beck-sucks.com





Thursday, October 28, 2010

BOOTSTRAP CRAP


Bootstrap pull-up myth
Economic alchemy
Fosters heartlessness

What is the whole bootstrap thing
that seems to play such a prominent
role in America's heritage? The origin
of this phrase is obscure at best; James
Joyce, the English author, may have first
coined the phrase. It refers, of course,
to boots and their laces and the
imagined physical gyrations necessary
to accomplish the imagined feat of lifting
oneself off the ground by pulling on said
bootstraps, symbolic of personal achievement
against all odds. These days of heavy tea
partying, intolerance, greed and self service
ethics the bootstrap thing has morphed into
bullying, badgering and belittling those who
are less fortunate. "Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe
free, the wretched refuse of your teeming
shore, send these, the homeless, tempest-
tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden
door..." The golden door is tarnished and
the voice of the Statue of Liberty, a distant one.

The cartoon is brilliant and an example of the
genius of Paul Conrad, who died in September.